ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

by brody December 9, 2004

Ashland Highschool

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..

where do you go to school?

ashland highschool...

..im sorry

by rawwrrrr October 17, 2008

ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.

I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.

by David Ashton February 25, 2005

Ashcock

This is a branch of Necrophilia that involves sticking your penis (Or Cock) In an urn. Thus covering it with ash.

DUDE! That's my aunt Ethel's Urn! Get you sick Ashcock out of it!

by Adam Christopher Simpson October 2, 2007

Ashmole

A person who thinks that he is immune to debt and criticism, but in fact is the complete oposite.

'Does that Ashmole guy still owe you a tenner?'

by Deardo February 12, 2009

ashbo

best friend of amshady, very lovable and is the best thing to come along since sliced bread.

damn that girl is such an ashbo

by the real amshady July 18, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013