the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

by virgwith December 24, 2013

Snake Skin Prison

Loud Fast Badass. Hailing from Austin TX, also known as SSP. Priding upon Loud and Aggressive Rock N Roll, SSP has been known to literally melt faces. Literally.

Man that dude that just wrecked his life was so Snake Skin Prison'd.

by The Great Trash Heap February 04, 2010

tube snake boogie

Placing a toilet paper roll on you penis then inserting such contraption in the vagina while wiggling like a snake and making "sssssss"noises

The ladies in texas love the tube snake boogie or goocch woochy

All the girls do the tube snake boogie its a fact like gravity or the sun or that tuna is a fish. That's right Ms.Simpson its tuna not chicken

by Josh610 May 05, 2006

snakes on a plane

The only food that can truly satisfy the hunger of titans such as Mr.T and Chuck Norris.

Chuck: Excuse me waiter, do you have any Snakes on a Plane?

Waiter: Sorry sir, im afraid we only have snails in a convertable.

Chuck: That is Unacceptable!!! (an explosion of sheer anger destroyed the restaurant and Chuck went to chill at Mr.T's for some snakes on a muthafvckin plane)

R.I.P to the restaurant of inadequacy

by Steve "The Don" Patulls September 10, 2006

two eyed snake

a penis that has two holes in it either from poking or birth deffects

the parents abbandoned there baby because it had a two eyed snake

by omenboy June 18, 2003

Snake B*tch

A Girl that talks shit behind your back but never EVER says it to your face.

She's been taking shit!?!? What a Snake B*tch

by Likealways 247 May 07, 2015

Talladega Drain Snake

Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.

Frank gave her the talladega drain snake last night

by Snake Hole April 16, 2020