by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009
Get the FLANK ASS mug.1) a mixutre between getting ripped on resin, kief, and blunt roaches all mixed up and rolled into a ball an smoked outta a bowl....it tastes soooo fuckin bad but after a few hits you wont even give a flying fuck about the taste...or the smell...which kinda smells like definition #2...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")
2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")
2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...
1) "hey man wanna ripp sum ass w me"
"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."
2) fuck man did u just ripp ass
"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."
2) fuck man did u just ripp ass
by FCK3Din2oblivion@yahoo.com August 3, 2008
Get the ripp ass mug.by CWash January 11, 2009
Get the ASS-AP mug.A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013
Get the The Ass Phantom mug.Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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1 oz lime juice
8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.
2 oz Premium Vodka
1 oz Smart Energy Shots
1 oz lime juice
8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.
by DrinkSF May 25, 2013
Get the The Smart Ass mug.Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.
I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
by deathfordough June 10, 2013
Get the ass fu mug.Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
by DSCone June 12, 2013
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