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Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
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Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
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Charlie whip

To swing something, such as a bag, around your shoulder before throwing, or whipping, it.
I just charlie whipped this trashbag of dog shit into my neighbors yard for being an asshole
by Mlrbs870 June 29, 2015
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whip-splatter

The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream

when the final ounces are sprayed out.
Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.

He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.
by TKC and T-Bone December 31, 2009
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curtain whipping

Clambagging. The female equivalent of tea bagging; when a female puts her crotch in someone's face, especially mouth.
I was just sitting down and that lady started curtain whipping me out of the blue!
by Sammkat November 16, 2012
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Whip out the plastic

To pay or offer to pay for something using a credit (or debit) card.
Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.
by wzofoz October 20, 2022
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