Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Trick or Treat

Cat

The cat was loving on me but then she attacked me, she is like a trick or treat

by Zagney December 3, 2023

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.

“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “

by P2nk February 17, 2024

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.

That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.

by Native Son March 26, 2024

The Daveion Treatment

Unfair or discriminatory treatment towards an individual for no reason at all.

Everyone is being so mean to me today for no reason I feel like I’m getting the Daveion Treatment

by Daveionb1024 March 28, 2024