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Red Tool

"Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"
by zeahfd May 27, 2018
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Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.
"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."
by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018
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Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(
Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!
by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018
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Elite Tool

A student who goes to a top college on a scholarship who is mean to his friends and girls. They are usually power hungry & not funny. They aspire to work in finance or consulting. They describe themselves are self-motivated, hardworking, communicate, and problem solvers. Sometimes they do have these qualities, but they use it to shit on their friends.

They usually have four letter names – like Zack, Brad, or Eric.
Eric is an elite tool.
by :)LOL(: May 3, 2019
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Backwards toolbelt

When a male tradie is working at a male homosexuals house, and the homosexual is watching way too intensely.
Mate, I had a job today and had to pull out the old backwards toolbelt.
by Mad goat January 29, 2020
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Vagina tool

When a women shoves something up there vagina
by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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