Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.

My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

sleeping in steel toes

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.

im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.

by Cody5050 January 6, 2021

Big toe resolve

The act of ending ones life by pulling the trigger of a long gun with their big toe

Kurt Cobain ended his career with a big toe resolve

by DongusTheWhale May 25, 2021

Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.

Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!

by SillyBilly180069 July 7, 2022

elder named toe

The opposite of kid named finger, aka Mike Ehrmantraut, from Breaking Bad

Have you heard of elder named toe, he’s my favorite character from Fixing Good

by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022