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Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS
The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021
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Camel toe fat

The crotch cleavage. When the clothing you wear is so tight that you can see the pussy lips.
Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
by crackbabymama08 August 9, 2021
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Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.
by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023
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Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.
Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!
by SillyBilly180069 July 7, 2022
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Tippy Toe toilet

A toilet that is so high when you sit on it only the tips of your toes can touch the floor.
In the handicap stall they typically have tippy toe toilets.
by slamher November 16, 2017
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elder named toe

The opposite of kid named finger, aka Mike Ehrmantraut, from Breaking Bad
Have you heard of elder named toe, he’s my favorite character from Fixing Good
by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022
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Dem long toes

by Owestollie May 29, 2019
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