Restricted Pig

When a little fat boy chokes his little chode with his stumpy little fat boy fingers

Little charlie boy had a restricted pig in his hand

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019

Peppa Pig

Get out of your rock and watch Nickelodeon.

Person 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Person 2: Peppa Pig.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Go to the urban dictionary.

by MommypigSnortSnort October 4, 2019

Peppa pig

A cocky ass bitch who thinks she owns the place and is a right bitch to her mates. Year 9s are a bit like peppa but nobody cares because peppa is goals

Ffs mate your proper like peppa pig innit fam bare jks

by Human 392827373619 October 15, 2019

whipped pig

When someone feels like they have been feeling like crap and chicken. Don't become a whipped pig!! No one wants to be one. Be a happy pink pig and keep on strutting along even if your in the mud and manure.

" But...I feel too scared to walk along in the sun"

"Really? Your acting like a whipped pig!"

by Kaeleo May 20, 2018

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

spider pigging

When someone doesn't bring food or booze with him to The barber shop.

Mario Spider pigging us again. Now he doesnt care. He thinks it's easy.

by YouLookIt! January 7, 2017