The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.

Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.

by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Group Soup

A bukkake

She licked the group soup of her tits

by The tyler March 11, 2019

Nugget Soup

when a person without hands or feet nuts, (or ejaculates)

Girl: I had sex with this guy and he gave me some nugget soup.
Friend: Was it good?
Girl: Tasted kind of good actually, better than yours

by LittleMeatJerry November 16, 2016

gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time

"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."

by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016

Soup-solid

To be as solid as a bowl of soup. In reference to someone's G code, meaning to not be solid at all.

Your soup-solid with a lower case g .

by Ms.mittons August 22, 2021

Soup Swimmin

Sleeping in your own throw up. Most often after drinking too much the night before.

McKayla: Last night was fun till I woke up
Josiah: What happened? You go soup swimming?
M:yea:(

by jratchetthetraplord September 8, 2015