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sleeping in steel toes

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.
im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.
by Cody5050 January 6, 2021
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Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
by akaRakxm July 7, 2023
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Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018
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alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.
by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014
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lack toes and tolerence

you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk
he is lack toes and tolerence
by YeetoWords April 26, 2022
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Big toe resolve

The act of ending ones life by pulling the trigger of a long gun with their big toe
Kurt Cobain ended his career with a big toe resolve
by DongusTheWhale May 25, 2021
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Dem long toes

by Owestollie May 29, 2019
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