Super Stinky Keys 

The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max

"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."

Super Stinky Keys by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009

SUPER SINGLE 

THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...

SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?

CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY

SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY

CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.

SUPER SINGLE by KEKE BISH January 15, 2011

Super Brew 

Continuous hitting of the bong until the bowl is completely finished, the bong is sent around in a circle without being cleared for the longest time possible.

Side Note: Make sure you pack the bowl tight for longer burning and place your hand over the bong so the smoke wont escape.

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Ex 1:Yo I got to put that on urban dictionary! (Runs to computer)
Ex 2:Man wait! (pulls out bong)... We got to Super Brew.
Ex 1:Yeaaaaa! ><

Super Brew by SS_RS_JM_JT_CC April 21, 2011

super acca 

A gathering of people (usually squaddies) who can drink lashings of alcohol, can win a fight against any enemy no matter how big and who all have enourmous penis's

Dude you coming to the super acca tonight?

Nah man i wish i could but my penis is way to small, plus ive gotta pick people up on transport requests

super acca by Genocide5794 June 26, 2016

Super-Virgin 

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives} Jacob: Because I have the power of God! Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it} (EDIT: What in the holy [fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

Super-Virgin by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018

Super Monkey Ball

Fucking hell.

“Hey you ever play Super Monkey Ball-“
“Please stop talking.”

Super Monkey Ball by WestbrookAnimations June 1, 2019

Super straight 

a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke

person: i'm super straight

rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people

rational person: *curbstomps them*

:))))

Super straight by luigis#1sugarbaby March 8, 2021