shocker

two in the tuna, one in the can.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.

"So I'm fingering this chick and she says to suprise her, so I pulled out an gave her a shocker!"

by WDIV April 20, 2007

the shocker

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.

I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!

by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005

Pussy Shocked

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.

Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.

by Nairdied January 2, 2008

Shock

Cool, PIMP, Kevin Resendes

Kevin is SHOCK, man.

by Kevin October 25, 2003

stockton-to-malone

When a white man allows black man to have sex with his wife/girlfriend.

Barney always did have strange fetishes, like when he pulled a Stockton-to-Malone, passing Belinda to his new friend D'Juan, and jerking off to the videotape for weeks after.

by mephistopheles jefferson April 5, 2009

shock the monkey

To have sex with an extremely ugly girl.

Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.

by Googs January 6, 2008

Shock and Awe

1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.

"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"

"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"

by Avenger.In.Pink December 19, 2005