Staten Island Splooge

Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.

"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."

by Sandrea II May 29, 2021

Toxic State

The State of New Jersey is sometimes called "The Toxic State" due to the large number of landfills per square mile.
People with addiction problems are also said to be in a TOXIC STATE.

New Jersey is the toxic state.
Frankie is in a TOXIC STATE from doing to much dope (heroin).

by TOXIC STATE May 5, 2005

vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.

The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.

by Ignatius Donnelly September 30, 2005

Victoria state

The best state out of them all. Located in the South-East of Australia. It is very Cool and Awesome and Nice and Awesome. Why aren’t you living here yet, you probably live in New 🤢South🤢Wales🤮. NSW plebeian’s.

Banana: New South Wales is so cool and awesome I love It ENENENENEENAAAAAA.
Victorian (Chad): Shut up. idiot. This is Victoria State, Repent.

Banana: NEWSOUTHWALSS NEWSOUTHAWALDNEW NEW SOUTH WALS

by Hippody February 7, 2021

United Statesian

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.

Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)

by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021

Succubus of State

Where you go to renew your license plate tabs, get a driver's license, renew your vehicle registration, etc.

I had to go to the Succubus of State today to renew my license plate tabs and now I'm f'ing broke!

by itannajones September 24, 2009

in a state of progressed illegality

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law

when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality

by Pispot7 June 11, 2011