Short-bus

A short bus is a bus the is about 40% smaller and carries a bunch of retards ready for school.

Hey! Look a short-bus just past.

by Richard Adkins December 12, 2017

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Lana = short

lana is a midget that hasnt grown since she was 7

Lana is suuuper short, I hope my kids dont grow up to be her height.
Lana = short (quick maths)

by Lana is so short November 16, 2021

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Short-Answer

Any answer that is not multiple choice, matching, or an essay.

a. Matt is a "dumbass," where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
b. solve: 2x=4, "x=2" where the word in parentheses is the short-answer

by Matt "The Dumbass" Mounts January 18, 2009

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When a girl gets done having 3 way intercourse she swims to the bottom of a pool and one of the men follows her puts his mouth on her pussyand the other dives on top of her stomach causing all of the post sex juices to go into the mans mouth

I had a three way last night and we strawberry shortcaked after

by Donald_trump_ March 20, 2016

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Short King

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

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