Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

Second Hour

The class period after the excruciating first one (when you still weren't fully awake) when you are up and ready. Chances are you're best friend/crush/awesome person will be there.

Chris is in my second hour, and I'm hoping he'll ask me to Prom.
I really wish I had math second hour, instead of first.

by See You Second Hour September 7, 2014

Second Look

Acknowledging someones genius-level intelligence and hiring him into your company as a vice chairmen.

Cringy Retarded Psychopath: "Elon Musk can you give me a Second Look"
Elon Musk: "What do you mean by Second Look"
Cringy Retarded Psychopath: "I want to be vice chairment of Tesla" (starts crying a little)
Elon Musk: "We cant do that :)"

by AydsCÄNCER April 4, 2018

Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process

Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy

by CoonBasket December 14, 2018

Second Boyfriend

Someone who is already in a relationship that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other

“Monday’s are for second boyfriends”

by SecondgirlfriendNicki June 30, 2019

second cousin

Grandparent's sibling's grandchild.

My second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second best

Second best is the person beneath the first best person who would be Pierce. Jenna is the second best

For example Jenna is the second best well who’s the first best oh that’s Pierce.

by Pporte1 January 3, 2021