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sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt
Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.
Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?
by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021
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Blood sausage

A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
Don't go at it too roughly now or you might end up with a blood sausage.
by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019
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Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
by dustybluebear August 1, 2020
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Full Sausage

1. When an action is impressive.

2. An unexpected action.

3. An action with great force.
Girl, I swear, his dick went full sausage!
by Cookielicker69 September 14, 2018
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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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