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Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
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Retarded Surprise

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
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Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.
by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021
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California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."
by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012
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