Rusty Venture

It's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets red and sore.

I masturbate so much that I get a Rusty Venture at least once per month.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.

Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.

by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 26, 2010

rusty venture

The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands

How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?

by esquilax13 November 26, 2010

rusty roethlisberger

to rape someone in the asshole. sexual act is a combination of rusty trombone and ben roethlisberger, who is famous for raping women

The suspect forced himself on the girl when she was in the bathroom, and proceeded to give her a rusty roethlisberger, according to police reports.

by bigbenroethlisberger February 24, 2011

Rusty Rifle

Clap infected penis whilst urination

Old wartime term for a man with an STD

Rusty Rifle representing a rusty infected penis peeing at all angles

by Arthur Niptoo January 12, 2012

rusty chain

The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.

"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."

by SlowMan92 January 21, 2012

rusty shotgun

When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.

Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun

by craig hibbens March 26, 2014