pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pounder

An under-performing athlete, usually overpaid, (relative to the Sport) that gets under the skin of the fan base through general lousy play.

What an absolute $10 million a year pounder in missing that final shot at the buzzer!

by Biff Beronian January 7, 2008

Poundation

When one goes out to a club/concert and the price for beer/alcohol is very expensive, he or she must obtain a significant buzz prior to the night's festivities. (The pounding of alcohol to create a foundational buzz = poundation)

Dude, I do not want to spend that much money on drinks at the bar. Let's just pre-game (term for drinking before) at Ryan's house so we have a gnarly poundation.

by Mr. Westchester March 26, 2009

Pounding

If someone is really fat, they can be said to be pounding...

(Fat lady walks down the street)
Kid 1: Wow that lady is fat!
Kid 2: Yeah man, she was really pounding

by Baller06 March 9, 2008

quarter pounder

a fat four ounces of marijuana. Not a fine female, not a burger- pot. reefer. kill. bud. fire. smoke me out scotty!!!!!!!!

That ain't a joint. That's a toothpick. I got your joint- Led Zepplin!! Quarter Pounder!!!

by Elysa August 25, 2004

cody poindexter

omg hes so hot! he is really funny,sweet, nice, and ausome and hes like the best! ok....and did i metion how hot he is!

i saw cody and he was so hot that i...i dunno ya...

by im not saying! February 26, 2005

80 pounds overweight

When someone has a child

Person 1: "damn she is hot"
person 2: "nah man she is 80 pounds overweight"
person 1: "awe fuck that"

by poononu January 24, 2008