Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
by Bemoneyg December 28, 2005
Get the deez nutsmug. What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.
You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".
by Green Eyed Susan September 29, 2006
Get the kick in the nutsmug. Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
Get the kick in the nutsmug. 
n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.
by The House May 5, 2006
Get the cheese nutsmug. A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.
by Mitch Henry August 11, 2006
Get the Nut battlemug. by tttrucker4 July 5, 2006
Get the nut huntermug.