Sleep Hangover

When you get a good nights sleep, waking up is the equivelant is that of a hangover.

"Did you see that college girl?"
"Yeah what about her"
"She looks like she has a sleep hangover."

by rugbygirl15 October 30, 2011

Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

Sleep

Something no kpop fans ever get

Man I can never get sleep this BTS( Monstax/ whatever band)s new song is amazing

by Rainstorm2 October 25, 2018

no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 9, 2023

Sleep through Yasi

To sleep through Yasi means to sleep through lots of noise. In January 2011 Cyclone Yasi swept through Northern Queensland making landfall at around midnight. It had winds of 280kph.

The kids had me awake all night last night with their noise. My husband didn't hear a thing... That man could Sleep through Yasi.

by icoinedthephrase February 23, 2011

Sleep

Sleep is useless, and should not be a thing.

Example: person: go to sleep, for your health.
Me: what is ‘sleep’.

by Your reality check, November 23, 2021