Super Donkey AIDS

Super Donkey AIDS is when you get blisters all over your body and it keeps popping, cause sperm to go everywhere and everyone who is touched by the flying sperm will conceive the disease. after the blister pops it grows bigger and pops again, this continues until the final result of death by donkey dick in the ass. if any1 near you is diagnosed with SDA. RUN.
guy 1- Yo did you see Bianca got Super donkey aids from Phil Oliver Holes.

guy 2-yeah brah, stay away from her. shits nasty
by DoubleDippedDick August 18, 2010
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donkey punch dave

A mystical character that travels the world using his skills of donkey punching on any foe he faces
donkey punch Dave Was Created during dnd Session and has become a local cult classic
by Benbo swaggings May 07, 2016
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The Real Donkey Kong

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.
by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
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Double Donkey Punch

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.
by cameron May 04, 2004
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mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"
by ArmyDave January 06, 2007
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Donkey Ass Balls

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass
by Pat1196 December 01, 2010
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reverse donkey punch

Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.
"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
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