Cake-maker

When a guy whos willing to ejaculate on you covering you in his frosting or fill you with his frosting

She wanted me to be the cake-maker last night

by TheSlasher September 25, 2020

fadootle cakes

something you say when you don’t want to say the f word

omg mayah what the fadootle cakes

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

Free Cake

A term used to describe a poorly-skilled opposition, typically used in sport.

“Hey bro we play Longford on the weekend”
“Ah yes, that’s free cake”

by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020

Soil caked

Ha made you look dipshit

You looked up soil caked dumbass

by Angry Kermit July 11, 2022

Bucket Cake

A delicious cake with a lot of icing that gets all over your face.

I love me some Bucket Cake with my partner.

by Aurora Borealass August 26, 2022

Buffle Cakes

When you shit and fart in someones ass during sex.

I'm going to buffle cakes that mans ass so hard tonight!

by cowboybootsatafuneral November 8, 2022