We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.

Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.

Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025

It can't

It isn't.

Hym "It can't. It doesn't need to be as far as I'm concerned. We have all already seen what happens when YOU have power over ME... And that is literally 'Mind-rape surveillance apparatus, force to work for free, and left to die like a peasant.' So it doesn't really need to be limited in any way shape or form. And it either is or it isn't. So... I donno what to tell you. 🤷 ♂️"

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

You can't think your way out of hell

You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).

Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018

Wrath of Can't

The anger expressed by someone who is bad at something they think they should be good at.

Guy1: "Why does he always get angry at everyone else whenever he tries to park the car straight and fails? He's the one getting it wrong."

Guy2: "Ignore him, he's just got The Wrath of Can't."

by Willl-M August 18, 2018

If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019