buddy

Someone who says mon a lot, gets pissed a lot, pulls stm baby gaaals, his friends always follow campbell like a puppy dog, he is a swat agent, and is sneaker head. (he does not have a perm) Beliefs: (however many feet you are tall that is how long your dick is in inches)

Buddy you are capping. On my buddy.

by buddy is so sex June 14, 2022

Flirt buddy

One of your opposite sex friends who thinks you're cute and constantly compliments you as a flirty way. You only consider them as a friend but you still can't stop flirting with them either.

A: Are you and him dating?
B: Hell no, we're just friends who flirts sometimes. He's my flirt buddy.

by Fallinggoddess March 30, 2018

Nutty Buddy

“Straight” friends who jack off to each other and proceed to say “no homo.”

Sam: “Yeah I have a nutty buddy, but I’m not gAy”

You are. You are gay.

by keensonmyfeet69 August 20, 2019

peanutbutter buddies

When you put peanutbutter on your balls and let a buddy lick it.

Peter Pan put some peanutbutter on his nuts and had his dog lick it, they are now peanutbutter buddies

by TheBaconSizzle January 14, 2017

Buddy the German Shepherd

The first dog in the United States to get Coronavirus; and was the first one to die of it. The circumstances were very tragic, not only because this was first dog to get it, but because it took multiple visits to three different veterinarians to find one who would test the dog for Covid-19. By the time Buddy's family got answers about what he had from the New York and Federal governments, one month had passed since the dog initially got sick. What should have taken about two to three weeks took a month to complete. He is a victim of the systematic Speciesism that tends to be quite prevalent in the U.S. government and the two mainstream political parties.

Buddy the German Shepherd is famous victim of systematic Speciesism that facilitated the spread of Covid-19. Just a question: Why hasn't Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Andrew Cuomo said anything about this? They should do something about this.

by Vanguard 1998 February 2, 2021

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

Math buddy

A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)

Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.

by Blondie007 March 7, 2017