Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.

Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?

by un813 August 5, 2021

Brandon

Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.

What an absolute Brandon he is!

by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.

I love me some Brandon Elmer Skidmore!

by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024

Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon

“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”

by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020