the black hammer

A big black dick that makes a thud shound when it hits the ground

I have the blackest of all the black hammers

by Hammer of black May 1, 2015

Rebecca Black

The result of parents who don't tell their overpriveliged kids "no" enough. She's thirteen years old, sings what has been called the worst song of all time, and then wonders why the whole fucking internet treats her like shit.

The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.

She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.

Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.

Guy1: Hey bro, have you seen that new video by Rebecca Black?

Guy2: No, is it good?

Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.

The next day...

Guy 2: You fucking prick...

Guy1:(trollface.jpg)

by Aandrew07 April 11, 2011

black lasagna

What a black woman's vagina with large labias looks like when peeled open.

1. I brought this black chick home from the bar last night and boy did she have a gnarly black lasagna

2. I don't know man, white girls are cool and all but i just can't get enough of that black lasagna lovin'.

-see jungle fever

by @THEOTHERGIRL December 2, 2010

Black China

When a black dude and Asian bitch hook up and fuck to have a baby who is black with some slant af eyes

Me: yo did u see Jacques

The homie : yeah chief, he a Black China

by PP fukboi October 31, 2019

Rebecca Black

Some rich girl made famous by YouTube who feels the need to recite the days of the week in a song so she won't forget them. And who was obviously influenced by Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books.

Rebecca Black "Yesterday was Thursday Today is Friday Friday Friday Friday Tomorrow is Saturday Sunday comes after Saturday"

by blurbb April 15, 2011

black wave

An unbroken wave in deep water that occurs before and after a storm at sea.

the oncoming black wave informed the sailors know to batten down the hatches, fair warning of the approaching storm.

by S. Wilberforce August 12, 2004

black nipples

The bruises one procures after a particularly stressful day of titty-punch.

"My teets are sore and i have the black nipples"

by Puppywanker December 4, 2013