A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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Like condensation, but for beards. When a bearded man goes for a walk on a cold morning, hot breath can leave condensation on ones beard. Meaning you have a wet beard, despite going out dry.
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• Bearding - A man trying to grow a beard.
• Beard - facial hair. That looks amazing.
• Beardly - has great facial hair and grooms it great.
• Beardingly - A man with amazingly epic facial hair.
This man can take your wife, your daughter, your son (if he's gay), your job whatever without even trying because he looks fucking cool.
This man drinks the finest meats and eats the finest wines. He makes normal men feel like women.
Beardingly is the 3rd evolution of a man with facial hair.
• Bearding - A man trying to grow a beard.
• Beard - facial hair. That looks amazing.
• Beardly - has great facial hair and grooms it great.
• Beardingly - A man with amazingly epic facial hair.
This man can take your wife, your daughter, your son (if he's gay), your job whatever without even trying because he looks fucking cool.
This man drinks the finest meats and eats the finest wines. He makes normal men feel like women.
Beardingly is the 3rd evolution of a man with facial hair.
"Jim only had scruff on his face till one day he said he didn't care. 2 weeks later he showed up with a bearding. Another week goes by, he now has a nice beard. a month, now he's beardingly. This man looks amazing. He has every right to fuck me."
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