A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
by The Mighty Turd ! May 16, 2010
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Student: I didn't do my homework due today because cops was on.
Teacher: Aww you scrummy bum! Get your work done!
Teacher: Aww you scrummy bum! Get your work done!
by Jamesithonian June 16, 2011
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Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!
Bob: How does that work again?
Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....
Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.
Bob: How does that work again?
Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....
Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.
by customfish February 9, 2010
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Friend: no I heard she's a p bum now. I guess she tried sleeping with one of her friends best friends
Guy: damn that sucks she was pretty cool.
Friend: I guess that's what happens when you don't listen to your friends.
Friend: no I heard she's a p bum now. I guess she tried sleeping with one of her friends best friends
Guy: damn that sucks she was pretty cool.
Friend: I guess that's what happens when you don't listen to your friends.
by Warriorwords November 8, 2016
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by KrunkGeographer November 23, 2010
Get the Dingo bum mug.Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass
Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail
by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011
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