Smol Bean 

Philip Michael Lester.

The description said it all. “Philip Michael Lester, what a sMoL bean.”

Smol Bean by LilPump0769 January 31, 2018

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie 

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie by beanguy January 2, 2021

fiddle the bean 

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

fiddle the bean by moggg April 21, 2006

smiley bean chizzer

the smiliest of the smilers.

that girl over there is smiling so much, she's one of those smiley bean chizzers.

smiley bean chizzer by BowlOfSpecialK February 26, 2011

Soggy Bean Eater 

A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.

"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."

Soggy Bean Eater by Anon32546541 October 28, 2011

Black Bean Chimichanga 

Double vaginal penetration of a white woman by a Black and Mexican man.

Although double internal ejaculation or creampie is recommended, it is not required for official recognition by competitive sex leagues.

After having just licked her pussy, Jeff found out she just had a Black Bean Chimichanga.

Black Bean Chimichanga by Ballzbaldwins May 28, 2013

baldy bean 

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

baldy bean by jabu1394 March 6, 2014