Official: It appears we have a dramatic increase in weeds growing in the lawn in front of our capital building.
Liberal Governer: Lets increase the statewide budget for landscaping by 40 million dollars.
Official: We need to do something about the Chinese annexation of Alaska.
Liberal President: We
will send a trust fund of 3 billion dollars to the Chinese government and a 5 Billion dollar releif fund to the Alaskan People.
Official: But this is an
act of War!
Liberal President: Doesn't matter. It
will get better if we throw some money at it.