M.A.T.M. 

menstrual ass to mouth. Coined by John A Parks IV of Austin Texas circa 2008. To receive oral sex after poking a menstruating girl vaginally as well as anally.

that drunk whore gave me an M.A.T.M. . i think im going to vomit

M.A.T.M. by mrparks September 26, 2009

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

A.T.M.A.S.A.P 

A.T.M.A.S.A.P Means Answer This Mail As Soon As Possible u can use it in mails and on MSN cause you can change mail to messeage

Mail: So how are you
Hugs from Mary
A.T.M.A.S.A.P

A.T.M.A.S.A.P by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 23, 2007

b.a.t.m.a.n. 

- blow air through my nose
- a term people use instead of saying “lmao” or “lol”
- when you read something funny changes are your not “rolling on the floor laughing,” you lit j breathing out your nose
- this is a word made by westlake kiddos

*texting in group chat*
Jim: attachment: 1 video
Josh: BAHAHAHAAHHA
Kim: lmaoooo
me: b.a.t.m.a.n.

(you don’t have to use the periods, in fact pls don’t)

b.a.t.m.a.n. by Tik Tok Who November 3, 2018

B.A.T.M.A.N. 

Big.
Angry.
Testostoronefueled.
Man.
Attacking.
at Night.

Damn he is a B.A.T.M.A.N.

B.A.T.M.A.N. by F*CKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE April 8, 2022

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

C L O U T M A S T E R 

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT

Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

C L O U T M A S T E R by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019