Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch

Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮

by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023

Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore

"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"

by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

asian jim

Jim Halpert. Just Jim Halpert. Regular Jim Halpert.

This is Asian Jim, otherwise known as Jim Halpert.

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

Asian

I am Asian and I know it.

This is for you Cap

Swati is Asian and she’s gonna exert her privilege on you lot.

by Swaii December 23, 2020

Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone

Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!

by Big Smokey May 5, 2018