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asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.
After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.
by asian_circles September 21, 2016
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Asian jeff

by Asian Jeff100 February 21, 2024
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See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019
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Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore
"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"
by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016
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Asian

Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.
Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!

Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.

You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?

Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.

Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
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Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
by fightfacilities January 3, 2021
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Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017
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