ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012

Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011

ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013

ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014

whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.

"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."

by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016

broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.

by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020