Anal Puss 

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.

I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)

Anal Puss by theCraw2 August 25, 2009

Anal Bolemia 

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.

"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."

Anal Bolemia by ace71730 September 17, 2006

Anal return 

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.

If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.

Anal return by lukaduka September 25, 2006

anal suprise 

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.

Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!

anal suprise by dalton and nick December 15, 2006

anal drag 

The act of passing gas while walking leaving behind an odor trail that lingers to your next destination.

I walked through the airport laying out some anal drag sharing with the passengers the mexican I had eaten earlier.

anal drag by Wick Robinson January 15, 2007

anal testicular cancer 

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

anal testicular cancer by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

Anal Crackers 

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most

Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.

Anal Crackers by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014