Alex

alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .

me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.

by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023

Alex

A Social media beta test scenario involving a ginger who works @ #twitter by the Ceo's assistant who over saw the procedure intended to establish if this tweet would Trend more the infamous coke tweet...

Alex being the 7th most common name according to google was used to test trendy subjects

A ginger

by The Musk Dictionary March 8, 2023

Alex

Alex is a good person. Alex tries and wants to be a good person but fails when it counts the most. He will make you laugh and smile. But he will also make you cry. Being a bf he doesn’t know how to love them as much as they love you. Alex leaves people when it gets to hard. Alex is amazing but he doesn’t ask or reach out for help making him seen as bad to others.

B: Alex is being kind of distant rn why?
R: That’s normal for Alex he doesn’t ask for help

by Duri_BananA March 11, 2023

Alex

Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.

Alex loves infants.

by Jackter March 21, 2023

alex

has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)

Person 1: hmm what should I get Alex for his birthday

Person 2: a belt!! For his long saggy pants

by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023

Alex

Big dick, super cool, and he always makes everyone laugh at the end. always pulls bitches.

Girl: Whos that?
Guy: Oh thats Alex.

by glenn lee January 27, 2023

Alex

Very cool and awesome person. Tries being scary but everyone around keeps telling them how cute they are. Talks like they are in a Shakespeare play sometimes but doesn't know what half the words mean. They will take over the world one day. Weird person. Has trouble making friends but will be aggressively clingy to the few that put up with them. Very loud and dramatic. Doesn't know when to stop. Hides most negative emotions behind anger.

Person: Hi Alex.
Alex: You foolish mortal, you dare speak in my presence, I will strike you down when I inevitably reign supreme over this world.
Person: Okay then.

by GhostInYourPhone February 5, 2023