The Real Donkey Kong

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.

My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

donkey punch dave

A mystical character that travels the world using his skills of donkey punching on any foe he faces

donkey punch Dave Was Created during dnd Session and has become a local cult classic

by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

Double Donkey Punch

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.

1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.

by cameron May 3, 2004

mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

Donkey Ass Balls

when penis balls grow on a donkeys ass

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass

by Pat1196 December 2, 2010

reverse donkey punch

Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.

"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."

by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

reverse donkey punch

Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".

After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.

by Stames Jone July 7, 2006