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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again
by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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cow kick

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
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Cow Dude YFGA

Cow Dude YFGA and other YFGA members are cringe. They Attack Good youtubers for no reason and they thinks harassing on other people is cool
Cow Dude YFGA: dJ cOOk ehxposkej LOLLLLLLLL
Minilla Dude (Me): Shut up and nobody cares about you
Cow Dude YFGA: sHUt Up i Wiwiillll Exiiiipoisooh yuo kIDDic!
Minilla Dude (Me): Get A Life Kid!

By Minilla Dude
by YourLocalOGISMHater January 17, 2024
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cow

my brother's girlfriend is a cow
by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018
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Cow

Being defined as a big fat cow who lives in 119 feild rode
by Symbludtings October 27, 2019
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