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F CLOUT

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Being yourself; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection; Being intentional with your words and actions for the benefit of yourself and those around you. Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
F Clout I don't need extras!

F the clout and attention, let’s start a mission
by anonymous July 23, 2022
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F-bomb

when someone says the word "f**k"
"bro what the f**k was that?" "you just dropped the f-bomb" "ok dumbass i can hear myself"
by wowzers_ May 21, 2025
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F That S

F#*K That S#@t
TRhey wanted to go on the glass bridge and I told them F that S
by denab818 October 1, 2016
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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F/SN

Short for Fate/stay night, a visual novel and anime
I finished reading F/SN last week
by Pie Thief May 13, 2022
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John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.
by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023
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Kajitawet (F) Kajitawot (M)

1.(n.) a generally distastful human being; kajitawets/wots tend to attract drama and leave misery in their wake. Kajitawets/wots are known for being self-absorbed and unable to accept constructive criticism.
Traits may include: Narcissism, egotistical behavior, the tendancy to blame others for one's own F***ed-up life, general abuse of anything that breathes and immaturity
2. (n.) A person who has been self-absorbed for an extended period of time resulting in a black hole where a heart should be. They have no supernova gleaming with love.
3. (v.) The act of displacing all of one's sorrow on those around them and treating those that care about one like inanimate objects of stress relief.
Kajitawet (F) Kajitawot (M)
by KFlashdrive February 13, 2009
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