gets on my pecs

An expression in response to something that really annoys.
All this faffing about gets on my pecs.
by Oliverzip August 12, 2017
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Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 03, 2019
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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 07, 2017
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cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly
Mika, cool my jets”
by Mikaaaaa November 13, 2018
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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy June 01, 2024
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My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.
Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.
by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021
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no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 21, 2023
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