“Aw shit I blew my lead, that’s the sixth time in the last hour.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”
“It’s ok that you blow your lead all throughout exams, you’re just excited.”
by Compatibility Issue February 17, 2018

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒
"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024

by TickDiggler December 3, 2020

Where your girlfriend at
by Danielgotnotime December 9, 2017

"guys what's answer to q3?"
"your mom
"what were you doing all day?"
"your mom"
"what should we eat?"
"your mom"
"your mom
"what were you doing all day?"
"your mom"
"what should we eat?"
"your mom"
by qtqtqtqtq November 22, 2021
