Suck a dick

When you suck a dick. Used as offensive phrase. Used as uhhhh some other shit.

Suck a dick, Lucas. Oh fuck you, go suck a dick Lucas. Lmao man go fucking suck a dick bro!

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 20, 2023

dick dip

penis you put paint in

hey do a dick dip
ok

by yeethead November 03, 2020

dick tartare

unprotected sex; getting it raw

Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)

Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.

by Dan O.P.P. October 03, 2016

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 18, 2023

Suck or dick

Suck or dick is another form of truth or dare

Wanna play suck or dick

by Darkginger23 December 23, 2020

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

by 92vap July 08, 2015