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Princess Desperate Vagina 

The co-worker that seems to try to sleep with any male coworker that gives her any type of attention regardless of any current relationship status. It is extremely obvious and nauseating to everyone but her, even other men. Can be shortened to "Princess D. Vag" or Princess Desperate Vag.
Oh, there goes Princess Desperate Vagina again. God. I keep doing having to do my work and her work, what a hooker.
Princess Desperate Vagina by vyn September 25, 2012
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never-ending vagina

A vagina so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Tom: Jesus! I screwed Mary last night. That bitch got a never-ending vagina! It was like, I shoved it in but got lost.

Faith's Vagina 

Faith's vagina is lit af!
Faith's Vagina by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North
My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

Whale's Vagina

Nickname for the city of San Diego.

From: Anchorman
The Pats are about to blow out the Whale's Vagina Chargers.
Whale's Vagina by PatsFan January 11, 2007

Dry Vagina

Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.
Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.
Dry Vagina by Ackadacka August 29, 2006

Texas Vagina Massacre 

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
Texas Vagina Massacre by J September 1, 2008