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Red top

Nickname for mini bottles of Smirinoff vodka. Term was made famous by Sylvia from A&E's Intervention.
Sylvia: Hey there, can I get five of these little red tops?
Liquor Store Employee: Yes m'am.
by jurgis1234 January 7, 2012
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Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.
- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"
by calki May 7, 2007
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Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.
Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!
by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021
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mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.
Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!
by dildont July 12, 2017
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Choc-Top

When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.
'Jeremy totally got a choc-top from me last night'
by ItIsITheStinker January 1, 2017
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Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.
That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)
by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020
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Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
by Haybale June 16, 2017
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