tap that shit

To "get up in that", as the homies like to say; also to "tap that ass"

I tapped that shit, yo!

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Sack of shit

a motherfucker who does not stop doing annoying shit or tries to make excuses to fight and or a sack with shit inside.

Bill: "That fucka over there is being a sack of shit"
Jebbo: "True. He is a sack of shit the fucka"

by Thebestbsgg May 26, 2015

Shit hammock

The act of pooing, but instead of plopping into a toilet it gets cradled in your ass hair and just hangs there like a bat in the cave.

"dude What the fuck is that smell"
"oh bro, i got shit hammock'd today its just tragic."

by Nick penutbutter January 27, 2010

McDonalds Shit

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.

McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit

by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 10, 2009

im with the shit

Meaning down to do whatever.
Having ability and the mentality to say fuck it

Friend : You shot that nigga?!

Me : Hell yeah

Friend : you weren't scared?

Me : nah im with the shits

by Amarie March 7, 2014

shit can

Used to describe the action of throwing something away.

I don't need this old tire anymore, I think I'll shit can it...

by Bomni February 7, 2005

shit talker

A shit talker is what 99% of people under25 years of age are, especially when around other "shit talkers" who like try try to impress other idiots of their age group, to try to appear "worldly" or "knowledgeable" about something they know absolutely nothing about. Shit talkers are silent around adults, (people over 35) because they realize that people who have lived a while have heard plenty of bullshit talk and are not impressed by juveniles babbling bullshit.
See also: liar, punk.

A black or white shit talker is generally a wannabe gangster, because they need a group of people around them to back up their mouth, and to feel like they're "tough" All gang members are "shit talkers".

by shomesomethin July 7, 2010