Bread

Bread

Bread

by Bread7 November 18, 2022

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Bread Up

The act of eating fiber or starch(such as bread) before a drinking session in order to better control the buzz and not tip into a drunken state too quickly.

You ready for that concert today? Almost just need to bread up before we go.

by ZeroDragonR3 January 18, 2019

banana bread

Abstract from the "banana bread at work" guy.

A measurement of how good something is.

Example 1
Person 1: Heard you got the new Switch 2. How is it?
Person 2: It's banana bread!

Example 2
Person 1: How's the new job?
Person 2: It's based bro. My team is cool and my boss is banana bread, no cap.

by currently_hangry August 12, 2025

soda breading

The process of using Irish Soda bread as a mop to dry up all the slivit that is created after sleeping with a friend/colleagues mother. Then the damp soda bread is deep fat fried and giving to said friend or colleagues mother as a keep sake.

Listen, I apologize, I did not mean to but I had to start soda breading.

by whos_your_paddy November 17, 2014

Breaded

Breaded is where a male has finished his pleasuring and is ready to you know bread.

Example
Female 1: Brad breaded all over me yesterday
Female 2: Breaded?
Female 1: he cummed all over me

by BRAD | CUNT GOD October 20, 2018