When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
by Magnumn357 November 06, 2015
I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
by DOTCOM May 09, 2017
Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise
by SneakyManYuk January 09, 2018
"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
by Connor_Dubh May 04, 2020
The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 08, 2023
Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019
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