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Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
by crowbardog April 25, 2010
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very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.
Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!
by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014
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Three Rice Special

A toilet bowl containing feces, urine, and semen. Commonly found in the military.
"Don't go into stall three, someone left a three rice special in there."
by TheDur May 8, 2019
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pixy dust special

when a guy or girl snorts a line of cocaine off a mans erect penis.
"wow Jimmy just got a pixy dust special from Samantha"
by vlademier September 7, 2011
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The Dill Russell Special

The act of pursuing a graft even after multiple pies. When a girl says no to going home with someone more than once at the start of the night, but ends up shagging the same bloke when the club closes.
Person 1: can’t believe are mate got pied so much tonight.
Person 2: nahhh he pulled off the Dill Russell special. Probably balls deep right now.
by Uppatics February 24, 2020
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Milky Way Special

n. Milky Way Special(/ˈmilkē wā ˈspeSHəl/): The act of being anally penetrated. Often causes a throbbing and lacerating pain in the rectum. This may require medical attention as it leads to extreme constipation.
That monkey is definitely getting the Milky Way Special when he is imprisoned.
by scoodilypoop December 31, 2017
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Micheal Jackson special

When you run up to someone sitting down do the he he noise and put your dick on them
You wanna use the micheal Jackson special on daisy
by 183748372hsjebrrn November 5, 2021
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