sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.

Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!

by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017

The Hulk smash

The sexual act where you pick up your partner put one fist in her ass and one in her mouth and try to make them meet while shouting HULK SMASH. additionally you could rip your pants apart and paint your balls green

I totally did The Hulk smash on that girl last night my hand were full of shit and saliva

by Generaal_Knakkie November 14, 2023

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

smash that evil

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

by TJITHINK June 5, 2024

clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.

Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016